* mY sTOriEs
9:26 PM
Today is a '3S' day..social smoker suay day...hahaha.Was caught smoking in school..so i broke one of the sch rules for the first time in my life ..=>
I smoke due to a personal reason..well can say its more like i'm doing reflections through the puffs..but im not addicted to that nicotine filled stick..lol its only for a limited period of time...after that ..its all over...i knoe myself better than anyone out there....
Read and peace out alright... =>
UpSAnDDownS
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
12:51 AM
200 things i've done (slashed) at least once the past 18 years:
01. bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. swam with wild dolphins
03. climbed a mountain
04. taken a ferrari for a test drive
05. been inside the great pyramid
06. held a tarantula
07. taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. said i love you and meant it
09. hugged a tree
10.done a striptease
11.bungee jumped
12.visited paris
13.watched a lightning storm at sea
14.stayed up all night long and watch the sun rise
15.seen the northern lights
16.gone to a huge sports game
17. walked the stairs to the top of leaning tower of pisa
18.grown and eaten your own vegetables
19.touched an iceberg
20.slept under the stars
21.changed a baby's diaper
22.taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23.watched a meteor shower
24.gotten drunk on champagne
25.given more than you can afford to charity
26.looked up the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
118. Buried one/both of your grandparents
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134. ... more than once? - More than thrice?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a seizure
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. ... and gotten 86’ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196: Dyed your hair
197: Been a DJ
198: Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199: Written your own role playing game
200: Been arrested
UpSAnDDownS
8:19 PM
Deaf Sex
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are
unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see
each other using sign language).
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if
you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't
want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you
want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my penis one time, and if you don't want to
have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... 50 times!"
UpSAnDDownS
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
11:16 AM
Singapore,HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY!...Its a day to celebrate,cos its a PUBLIC holiday!..hahaha
Wil be meeting my budds at City Hall arnd 3...gona see the fireworks once again.
Have fun people.
=>
UpSAnDDownS
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
8:52 PM
Feeling farking sian now...dunt knoe wats bothering me la..knn..wld have offended my friends cos of my sudden change in attitude...cant help it man..i felt so sianed all of a sudden..no mood to do anything at all.They soon gonna hate me if this continues...
Im going out for a drink..
Peace out
UpSAnDDownS
Monday, August 08, 2005
10:42 PM
Dorairaj, you find love in a Fairy Tale
Glass slippers, traveling minstrels, knights in shining armor. These are some of the classic components of fairy tales. And when it comes to your real-life love life, you'll take 'em in the form of candy and flowers, poems describing your beauty, tiny velvet boxes, and the like. Whether you are single or settled, you're a firm believer that the fairy tale shouldn't end when someone is carried over the threshold (though that's a pretty fun part, too).
You sometimes have to work to get your head out of the clouds, but your optimistic spirit and love-conquers-all attitude helps you deal with the good and bad that life might throw your way. As long as you can spot a poison apple when it knocks on your door, you'll always be able to find your happy ending.
I knoe i dream alot,but not abt loving some1,it was more of making love leh..haha..
Ahhhh..me no despo alright.=>
UpSAnDDownS
Saturday, August 06, 2005
11:47 PM
Splendid,but tiring day indeed.All we knoe it was TP's CCN day 2005.Time seriously flies fast..it felt like as if we just recuperated from our previous CCN after organising the basketball tournament as a CENT member..but 1 year has gone in a flash....all left are joyous and painfull memories..but well,they are well balanced.=>
Was last to clock in today(a sincere thanx to Ms.Angelina to accept my excuse),if not i have to queue at least for an hr or so just to tell them why i was late.
Practically my group had no time to step into the lab though we are in the final stages of our SIP,but then again we are a bunch of dedicated and committed pple to die for CENT club,so we took time off in organising 1 main event and that is the CENT& I.HUB FOOSBALL Tournament that was held at the mushroom area.Along with Mac,I was in-charge of the ticketing but basically it was my people,THE CENT,that actually ran the whole show.Not forgetting Sheryl and Joy in playing their role...thanx guys!!
But the foosball event was a huge loss compared to the Street soccer that was organised by my juniors.Zaki and his helpers,esp the admin pple,Ah seng,the chubby gal(cant recall ur name) and a few others.Not forgetting my dear buddies,Nick,Amir and Roy for being the Referees.
Matter of fact,all the heads for the events,Gerard for Street Soccer,YC for Foosball,Ellen for the CENT booth,these three people had fall sick at the wrong time,but then again they did take their initiative and did their job well..Kudos to u guys .
Comparing to last year's CCN,this year we had a total collection of about 600++,if im not wrong.
Meeting pple is FUN.Thats for sure.
I'm sorry for those who missed out lots of fun today,the days are being counted man,live life to the fullest!!!!
Terry's bday is coming up,so that means another chalet is awaiting us..wohoo!!!
SPENT 35 dollars today man!but its for the sch...so aint gona worry abt it...last year in sch and i want to leave with sweet memories and not otherwise...
Grace,if ur reading this.You owe me one..haha i bought cookies from you and u dint play at our booth..*sobz*
Peace out!>.
UpSAnDDownS
Friday, August 05, 2005
1:57 PM
A Guide To Bra Removal
Objective: To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.
What You Need
1. Girl with bra
2. Two functional hands
3. Common sense
Techniques
1. "The Houdini Hug" -- Using sleight of hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2. "MacGyver's Off-The-Shoulder Slide" -- An alternative method to use after 10 minutes of unsuccessful hugging.
3. "Hilton's Last Resort" -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.
Do Not Use: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, black magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.
Warning: When removing a bra, you should not say the following:
1. "I really want to thank you for this."
2. "Dammit! I thought they were bigger."
3. "Do you have any cereal?"
UpSAnDDownS
Thursday, August 04, 2005
1:48 PM
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one! who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
UpSAnDDownS
3:16 PM
Hmmm bad start today.First thing i reached the lab to see my harddisk crash!..wat a start....monday blues engulfed me man after seeing all my data gone in 30 seconds!!!...Aniway got a replacement one,so was my morning was spent re-installing the softwares and downloading songs...I LOST ALL MY SONGS!!!!FARK IT MAN...it seems all those whos harddisks crashed today seem to be indians..lol..think its some virus that attacks only 'Indian' Harddisks..haha
Aniway,have made up my mind to stay like this forever.Not gona be distracted or bothered by anything or anyone from now onwards.=>
UpSAnDDownS
Monday, August 01, 2005